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hello.

my name is byron if you care to get caught up in my life you can check out previous blogs at:
here and here
they are full of embarrassing teenage drama, old ozzfest reviews and rants about ex-girlfriends. whatever.

the reason i wanted to make this is to refute some points one russell jaffe made about me in his blog here.

he states:
Match 2 was a SHIMMER all womens tag team match that was fine. For the record Byron called it "celuite city" and laughed at himself, but that bothered me. All of these women were skinny and in good shape, yet Byron immediately associated them with WWE women wrestlers who are more plastic/machine/wires than human women. It wasn't about sex appeal, anyway. It was wrestling! I appreciated that. I told Byron that Morishima and Samoa Joe are celulite city, too.

first point i want to make here is that i don't remember saying "cellulite city." i think it was something to the extent of "all out cellulite" or "lotsa cellulite" but let's face it, i'm not that clever around russell.

the reason i made the comment was because of this wrestler named serena. she was good in fact everyone in the tag match was good. i think they are all talented, and in shape athletes. and believe me i do not discriminate when it comes to body type. i have dated women of all shapes, sizes and colors. my problem was that serena lets just say wasn't wearing the best outfit. she was wearing this light blue bikini and hot pants with her name on the back and let's just say she was jiggling a little much.

now i'm not saying that it really bothered me or anything but it was a little distracting. i mean look at homicide. that guy doesn't have the six pack and honestly he looks like my dad circa 1987 without his shirt. but he works around it. he accentuates the positives of his body and when he goes out there with his lucha thug t-shirt and baggy shorts. he looks cool.

i applaud serena for wearing the light blue hot pants because it takes some guts. but let's face it, almost every women wrestler out there is trying to show their butt off. i think serena should go a different route in wardrobe. i'm not saying she is fat or ugly. i'm just saying that there are better ways to get over than having your butt hanging out (especially if the hot pants aren't agreeing with you).

also i'm not programed to WWE women wrestling and expecting every woman to conform to those standards. for example i think sara del ray is very beautiful and she doesn't conform to the ultra skinny image. she is curvy and she knows how to accentuate her positives. plus she is a damn good wrestler and a damn good American.

i dug the match and didn't just throw it to the cellulite comment. you have to understand i said this when we were driving me to the blue line to get home after i spent a night sleeping on russell's floor and being poked and prodded as brian and his friends were leaving to go back to iowa. to say i was a little sleep deprived would be an understatement.

however i respect russell's opinion, but no i'm not that much of an asshole. i mean i am an asshole, but not in the "oh god he put something in my drink" kind.

i just live my life without a filter. i feel like in the past few years of my life i have hide my real feelings on things and people. i guess the cellulite comment was one of those non filtered moments. but whatever i'm living life like SHINGO....not giving a FUCK.

but to continue to refute russell here are some points:
1. he spelled cellulite wrong
2. he said in a previous post that he doesn't give a fuck about SHIMMER whereas i watched the volume one DVD the whole way through
3. his face is stupid

seriously though i love russell and am glad to have a friend like him. even if he does make slanderous comments about me on the internet. i mean who hasn't.